Sunday, 17 May 2009

YAY...
2 more days left...and it's all MCQ except for amaths...
but amaths is still quite ok...
soo...i was slacking the whole day..

missing my sis sooo much for the past few days until she Skype me ytd...
missed talking crap with her...
she's now in the souther part of France and it's only like 2plus in the afternoon there and the weather there is great she says..there's sun but it is warm and not HOT and HUMID like here...

haha...

so i tried to study today but hai...i failed...
dunnoe why i cannot study...
maybe it's my thoughts of learning the violin again making my mind go cuckoo again...
I really wanna learn the violin again...
i shall wait until my mom is not at home then i take the violin out from the store room and practice...
then maybe i shall self learn it until i really have the time to learn back again...

oh yah...read this disgusting joke....haha...
here goes:
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.

'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.

'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

What happened?' asks the doctor.

'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!'

'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'Was the sex not good?'

'Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years... but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!'
---end---

ok ok..i should go back to studying...BYE

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